Episode 52: Shart Cheddar

In a shocking turn of events, Wally doesn't understand his computer; plus the Chase bank "glitch," racism at Walmart, the most potty-mouthed state in the Union, and the ways in which Jess has grown into her bitchiness. It's like Kindergarten, but for adults (I know you are, but what am I?) Help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, would ya? Even if you listen somewhere else.

Wally's schedule confusion, car trouble, the state fair competition Jess will not be participating in, radio in the public interest, the cult of Jeep drivers, swingers, and gun ownership. You're gonna love this episode at least as much as your last dental appointment. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, please and thank you.

Insurance company drama, the ages of "old" people on TV when we were kids, the women in Wally's life keep finding dead bodies, Tennesseans are mad about toll lanes, who was thinking of Chris while on the toilet, annoying appointment reminders and "confirmations," and the cost of selling houses.

That noise Wally's phone makes, an idea for new guests, an update on the trash can neighbor, the reason Chris crapped on the floor, Jenna makes her podcast debut (kinda), music artists who've put the moves on us (or who we've wanted to), the awfulness of local news, and people in radio who think you're an a-hole because you tell them no. Because who among us is REALLY an a-hole?

A near death experience, Wally is very upset by the name of a store, scams and fake news, a traumatic public restroom experience, tipping culture, the racist bacon traffic report, and in a surprising turn of events, Wally doesn't know what a widget is, but it turns out Jess's computer DID record the whole show. Because what a tragedy to miss even a second of this drivel.

Air conditioning (Jess DOES have central air, Wally), Jess finds a new best friend to bond with over crappy exes, the two of us who belong barefoot in the kitchen, neighbor weirdness, what's in Wally's algorithm, the hawk tuah girl, aging and medical conditions, and euphoric peeing. See, this is the kind of quality entertainment you can't get just anywhere.

Text and Facebook scams, checking the spam folder, LinkedIn emails, people who don't bother to reply to messages, if we were the members of Smartless, a guy who helped kill radio criticizes radio, when winning radio stations are sold and "fixed," Wu Tang forever, predatory companies and cancellation policies, and the reason we can probably never have a sponsor.

Chris has an airport adventure, Wally has a stroke (no, not really), the Trump shooting, Mario Lopez wipes men, and TFW when your Instacart shopper is a dude.

Jess sums up the weather with a new word, No Soliciting in Spanish, fake names when placing pickup orders, dentists and the upsell, Chris touched some lady's fupa, why Wally's not allowed to be polite, AI fakes, and medical diagnoses from the internet and Jess's mom.

Childproofing confounds Wally (almost as much as technology), pranks by mail, and the things 12-year-old boys put Aqua Velva on. All this and even more quality entertainment for the low, low price of zero dollars. You'll love it or your money back.