CheezWits

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.

We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us)

Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.

If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.

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LATEST EPISODE

Episode 100: Unsolicited Wit Pic

People who didn't evacuate ahead of hurricane warnings, misinformation about FEMA, misinformation about Puerto Rico, toilet paper hoarders, the real reason Jess can't go to Canada, SEC fan vandalism pays off, old age forgetfulness, farts and child locks, getting mugged while making deliveries, getting away with stuff in front of cameras, and Wally shockingly doesn't understand today's youth.

01:03:46 10/13/2024

Past Episodes

Episode 99: Thank You For Brie-ing A Friend

Wally photoshopped, what time you should not call Jess, neighbor weirdness, which Golden Girls character we relate to, a potential name change for the show, complaints about sarcasm, potential employers asking to see your social media, buying a house, selling a house, and bank f**ery all in one episode? You're welcome, America.

01:06:03 10/6/2024

Episode 98: Government Cheez

We imagine Wally as a Senator, the radio station dropping the ball on things happening in its local community, the last K-Mart and stores that file for bankruptcy, misleading political memes and posts, new scam calls, a letter from Donald J Trump, states where it's illegal to cheat on your spouse, and Chris teaches accents.

01:00:03 9/29/2024

Episode 97: Tighty Wittys

This week, we cover Wally's adventures in computer stuff, an Ivermectin delivery, Chris draws the line at feet, P Diddy, real men and skid marks, the punchline from Chris we never get to hear, Jess has an offensive shirt "oops", people who don't follow the rules, peeing the bed, and the difference between men and women. As you can see, while the technical quality is better than last week, nothing else is.

00:59:30 9/22/2024

Episode 96: Cheez and Crappers

If you look up "disaster" in the dictionary, you'll see the three of us waving at you from this episode. First Wally has computer problems, then Jess does. We've cobbled together an episode in which we talk about computer problems A LOT, and there is drastic mid-sentence change in audio quality. Obviously, we talk about the debate.... and Springfield. Also Selena Gomez in the billionaire's club, a 5 minute butt-dial, Jess did NOT get a CMA nomination, Wally misses the good old days of software, attractive women then and now, and bullies then and now. If there was ever a time for us to ask you NOT to rate us on Apple Podcasts, this would be it.

00:53:38 9/15/2024

Episode 95: FUndue

In a shocking turn of events, Wally doesn't understand his computer; plus the Chase bank "glitch," racism at Walmart, the most potty-mouthed state in the Union, and the ways in which Jess has grown into her bitchiness. It's like Kindergarten, but for adults (I know you are, but what am I?) Help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, would ya? Even if you listen somewhere else.

00:59:32 9/8/2024

Episode 94: Out of Witlock

Wally's schedule confusion, car trouble, the state fair competition Jess will not be participating in, radio in the public interest, the cult of Jeep drivers, swingers, and gun ownership. You're gonna love this episode at least as much as your last dental appointment. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, please and thank you.

01:07:23 9/1/2024

Episode 93: Got Away Wit It

Insurance company drama, the ages of "old" people on TV when we were kids, the women in Wally's life keep finding dead bodies, Tennesseans are mad about toll lanes, who was thinking of Chris while on the toilet, annoying appointment reminders and "confirmations," and the cost of selling houses.

01:04:45 8/25/2024

Episode 92: Wit A Minute

That noise Wally's phone makes, an idea for new guests, an update on the trash can neighbor, the reason Chris crapped on the floor, Jenna makes her podcast debut (kinda), music artists who've put the moves on us (or who we've wanted to), the awfulness of local news, and people in radio who think you're an a-hole because you tell them no. Because who among us is REALLY an a-hole?

01:11:49 8/18/2024

Episode 91: Cheez Fake Factory

A near death experience, Wally is very upset by the name of a store, scams and fake news, a traumatic public restroom experience, tipping culture, the racist bacon traffic report, and in a surprising turn of events, Wally doesn't know what a widget is, but it turns out Jess's computer DID record the whole show. Because what a tragedy to miss even a second of this drivel.

01:03:29 8/11/2024

Episode 90: Oaxaca Tuah

Air conditioning (Jess DOES have central air, Wally), Jess finds a new best friend to bond with over crappy exes, the two of us who belong barefoot in the kitchen, neighbor weirdness, what's in Wally's algorithm, the hawk tuah girl, aging and medical conditions, and euphoric peeing. See, this is the kind of quality entertainment you can't get just anywhere.

01:06:13 8/4/2024

Episode 89: Get Wit It

Text and Facebook scams, checking the spam folder, LinkedIn emails, people who don't bother to reply to messages, if we were the members of Smartless, a guy who helped kill radio criticizes radio, when winning radio stations are sold and "fixed," Wu Tang forever, predatory companies and cancellation policies, and the reason we can probably never have a sponsor.

01:06:51 7/28/2024

Episode 88: Witoral Stimulation

Chris has an airport adventure, Wally has a stroke (no, not really), the Trump shooting, Mario Lopez wipes men, and TFW when your Instacart shopper is a dude.

00:48:26 7/21/2024

Episode 87: Wit Hits the Fan

Jess sums up the weather with a new word, No Soliciting in Spanish, fake names when placing pickup orders, dentists and the upsell, Chris touched some lady's fupa, why Wally's not allowed to be polite, AI fakes, and medical diagnoses from the internet and Jess's mom.

01:05:00 7/14/2024

Episode 86: Creamed Cheez (What? Too far?)

Childproofing confounds Wally (almost as much as technology), pranks by mail, and the things 12-year-old boys put Aqua Velva on. All this and even more quality entertainment for the low, low price of zero dollars. You'll love it or your money back.

01:02:05 7/7/2024