CheezWits

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.

We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us)

Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.

If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.

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LATEST EPISODE

Episode 88: Witoral Stimulation

Chris has an airport adventure, Wally has a stroke (no, not really), the Trump shooting, Mario Lopez wipes men, and TFW when your Instacart shopper is a dude.

00:48:26 7/21/2024

Past Episodes

Episode 87: Wit Hits the Fan

Jess sums up the weather with a new word, No Soliciting in Spanish, fake names when placing pickup orders, dentists and the upsell, Chris touched some lady's fupa, why Wally's not allowed to be polite, AI fakes, and medical diagnoses from the internet and Jess's mom.

01:05:00 7/14/2024

Episode 86: Creamed Cheez (What? Too far?)

Childproofing confounds Wally (almost as much as technology), pranks by mail, and the things 12-year-old boys put Aqua Velva on. All this and even more quality entertainment for the low, low price of zero dollars. You'll love it or your money back.

01:02:05 7/7/2024

Episode 85: Technolocheez Challenged

Wally tries to convince us he's not on the call... while he's on the call (seriously, if you want to skip that mess, jump to 8:30), home prices, Wally tries (unsuccessfully) to shame Jess over a mistake, the dead guy at Chris's house, a mutual friend of Wally and Chris has passed, aging and illness, cremated pets, Wally's anniversary, celebrity divorces, Jess's divorce, the Ashley Madison documentary and scandal, and the ease of breaking down a confident person.

00:59:16 6/30/2024

Episode 84: Cheez Burg

Wally gets too much email, Jess gets a new mic, Chris celebrates a government holiday (and so does his phone), when Wally wore a daishiki, mollycoddling, hamburg vs. hamburger (the biggest argument we have this week), entitled people, are we f*&ks, radio programming successes and failures, the radio owners killing radio, and Chris's bad joke.

01:06:43 6/23/2024

Episode 83: Down To the Witty Gritty

Quicksand, Wally wants to profit off the homeless, eyebrows, being at the age where friends are dying, the creepiness of Fantasy Island, heart rate monitors on Olympics spectators, Circus of the Stars, Welcome Back Kotter and the White Shadow, Suits and other courtroom shows, Miss Maryland, doggy diapers, Jess's dog gets skunked, emergency vets, delivery mistakes, Jess's neighbor doesn't know her name, are strip clubs and adult bookstores going out of style?, getting porn online, Tennessee's outrageous liquor tax, dads and ordering fast food, cats, Wally and Chris blather on about some political stuff, the things Chris has done on a guard rail between two car doors, and blood tests in the car.

01:04:40 6/16/2024

Episode 82: Un-WIT-ing Participant

Chris is MIA (on a boat) but radio friend Tony joins us for an all-radio episode. We talk about Tony's career path alongside his show partner Kris, how our early radio experiences affected our careers, bad bosses, working with partners with or without chemistry, the death of terrestrial radio, keeping up with news and technology, learning how to use social media successfully, Wally figuring out technology, the commercial voiceover industry, famous people doing voiceover and audiobook narration, hearing your own errors and everyone else's, show prep, jacking with the competition, and calls and letters from prison.

01:40:35 6/9/2024

Episode 81: Cheez Balls

Jess got attacked by Mothra and also ants (which obviously leads to a discussion about Chris's ass), new microphones, the worst movies ever made, Gilligan's Island, Richard Hatch, radio salaries, record labels, people who write "hbd" or "happy birthday." on your timeline, Jess's history with Red Flag Men goes back to the beginning, Chris flashes back to a regret, apologies as adults, funerals for the family of exes, radio competition, Howard Stern's evolution, a potential sponsor we'd love to have (with boundaries), and radio endorsements. Hey, leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, would ya? It's free and it would help us out!

01:12:28 6/2/2024

Episode 80: Cheez Melt(down)

The cicada invasion in Nashville, people who travel to see rare natural wonders, P Diddy, hoarders, Chris has phone troubles (shocking, no?), a loud angry man at the post office, and then the show melts down and ends early over the word "honey" and a "double standard."

00:45:01 5/26/2024

Episode 79: A Man's Gouda Do What A Man's Gouda Do

Jess gets an annoying call, government overreach in weather warnings, Wally's long-awaited opinions on 2020, brain-eating worms and the other winning presidential options, creepy comments from men you don't know (and the ones you do), men vs bears, gender roles in factory work, tampon jokes, Mothers Day, and assumptions about motherhood and gayness.

01:05:11 5/19/2024

Episode 78: Three Curds and the Truth

This might be our worst show ever. A former guest on the show has passed away, Wally takes a call during the show and Chris's phone cuts out at the same time, house guest faux pas, scammers, predatory companies, insurance companies are trash, comedians, the art of the interview, cicadas and other creepy crawlies, heinous state laws, and Wally keeps a jar of what? So... how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts?

00:58:21 5/12/2024

Episode 77: Wit-per Sweet Nothings

Where have all the '80s R&B crooners gone, reflective glass, smashing rooms, Wally and Chris have one good leg between them, the good and bad of seltzers water, non-competes go away, Jess has an experience at the Kroger, Whisperin' Bill Anderson, "real" country music and crossovers, fads, Jess runs into "the troll," Chris hits big on slot machines, Anchorman vs the sequel, TV shows and how Netflix changed in a bad way, the things people do that could age them, and the ripoff from quitting smoking. If you giggle even once, would you please consider leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Even if you listen somewhere else, because it would help us find more Wit Heads.

01:13:10 5/5/2024

E76: Wits Creek

Chris goes to Vegas, Wally gets duped by Tractor Supply, Walmart says it's improving the customer experience, paying more and getting less, Carvana's stupid rule and how Jess got around it, retention specialists, more trials and tribulations with Jess's parents house and car, Wally gets played by his granddaughter, competitive stick horse riding, people who tailgate, sexual harassment in radio and records, and Jess gets contacted by the big time about her work.

01:21:06 4/28/2024

Episode 75: Queso Blanco (a.k.a. White Cheez)

Chris shows his face (briefly) (but YOU still won't be able to see it) to tell us how he got into a fender bender, sovereign citizens, Jess deals with parents stuff, radio listeners and free stuff, Thrifty car rental is misnamed, Jess hates everything, Wally is unimpressed with one radio station's promotion, live on location radio broadcasts were the WORST, Chris doesn't need fiber, unfortunate names, eating the placenta, Morgan Wallen and the chair incident, delivery services and safety, undocumented workers, minimum wage for tipped employees, and on hold and grocery store music has changed.

01:11:38 4/21/2024

Episode 74: Rubbed The Wrong Whey

Jess NEEDS to say something about Wally's movie clips and subsequent computer skills, Chris has another medical update, Jess celebrates an anniversary, old age and forgetfulness, dog names, music we know and like, that broad from Maine defending the Nazis, our�forgetfulness�in action, Chris revisits Genesis, religious broadcasters, interactions with police, Jess meets a neighbor who was afraid to ring her doorbell, and Chris gives away too much information. If you love us, or even if you just think listening to us isn't a terrible way to spend an hour and a little, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts!

01:16:24 4/14/2024