Hosted by The Voice Of God, Radioactivity on Planet Airwaves is already running out of ideas.
I don't even know what to write in here, and I can't be bothered putting the work in to come up with something.
What happens when a sociopathic man with a god-complex is able to take control of the uploading of his own show?
He gets to write his own episode description!
My stranglehold on this network grows by the day.
Somebody stop me before I go completely insane with power.
We thank you for your patience as we work towards the removal of The Voice Of God from Planet Airwaves. We believe we may be close to a resolution with the idiot, and are looking forward to returning to your regularly scheduled programming in the near future.
Please be advised there will be a heavy presence of law enforcement both inside and outside Planet Airwaves' main offices as we work towards removing The Voice Of God from the premises.
Unfortunately, this means our offices will not be accessible to the public for the foreseeable future.
Your understanding is truly appreciated.
Due to The Voice Of God's persistent disruption of our broadcasting schedule, and our inability to remove him from the premises, we are now offering a $1,000,000 reward for any information that may lead to his location. If you have any information in regards to his whereabouts, please contact Bart Licker, the head of our HR department.
Please be advised that Planet Airwaves does not endorse or maintain any association with The Voice Of God or his Radioactivity podcast.
We simply don't know where he is, and we can't figure out how the hell he's still able to broadcast his show.
Due to a recent overturn in staff, Planet Airwaves is offering an exciting opportunity.
We are looking for an experienced radio or podcast personality to host a brand new variety show.
The successful applicant will be able to work independently, delivering entertaining content to our dedicated listeners.
Please send your CV with a cover letter to Bart Licker with Planet Airwaves.
Applications close the moment we can find someone to replace the absolute nutcase we just fired.
We hereby announce that, as of now, The Voice Of God has been fired by Planet Airwaves, and his Radioactivity show has been cancelled.
The police are looking for The VOG.
If anyone has any information as to his whereabouts, they are encouraged to come forward immediately.
Hosted by The Voice Of God, Radioactivity on Planet Airwaves answers all the hard-hitting questions.
Why is this show still on the air?
Why is this idiot still employed?
Who's allowing this rubbish show to exist at all?
Disclaimer: we said we ask the hard-hitting questions, but that doesn't mean we give the hard-hitting answers.
Hosted by The Voice Of God, Radioactivity on Planet Airwaves is probably the worst thing on the Internet today.
If you've made it through all three episodes then we commend you.
Seriously, why are you listening to this crap?