Episode 1: CheezWits: the Brie-ginning

Bet ya didn't know the Wits all have criminal backgrounds. We talk about it, plus high school friends and former coworkers, Wally's 70s porn hair, Jess's adventures in dating apps, and Chris finally takes a break from making bowling alley pizzas to join the conversation.

Fast food, corporal punishment, sexy time at radio stations, and the trouble with being famous -- it's all covered in this week's episode. OH. And we need ratings and reviews, please. Even if you're an Android person, do it in iTunes so more people can find us!

The Wits are joined by special guest Brad, Jess meets a potential new neighbor, Wally learns some technology, Brad introduces the super hero of the common man. And then there are farts. So, Many. Farts.

The Wits beg for ratings and reviews, Wally has tech challenges, Chris is afraid of his wife to be, Jess attracts ALL the red flags, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT ARE THOSE BELLS.

Two words: nipple. hair. Plus, weather horror stories, Chris makes a possible life change, Jess tells some incredible stories about her ex, and Wally's thoughts on fashion.

Childhood crushes, hard lessons learned, and the BEST cheese is government cheese -- the Wits cover it all on this week's episode.

This episode has almost nothing to do with Christmas. It IS, however, mostly (but not entirely) Chris-LESS. The Wits cover mindlessness, a chipmunk named Greg, smells, and how we all look so young for our age. Also, count how many times Wally says "Christine Baranski" -- there's no prize or anything, but you should do it anyway, just to see how high you can count.

This week, the Wits give a plausible explanation for some technical difficulties, chase away some more potential sponsors, do some investigative reporting, and what would make Wally eat a turd in a bar? Covid, obviously.

This week, the Wits talk about why Wally is annoyed with your kid in the self-checkout, pooping in public restrooms, the embarrassing childhood story Chris's mother shared, and the businesses we're sure won't sponsor us (with good reason). Oh yeah, and Wally tries to get us -- or at least himself -- canceled.

This week the Wits pull back the curtain on the radio business -- including pooping on the job, working for Satan, on-air F-bombs, and the real reason for Christmas music on the radio. And yes, Chris DID say he thought gravy would come out of his future mother-in-law's leg. It's ok. We're shaking our heads, too.